Not Me Monday

I did not put off putting away the pack n play for three plus months. It has not been cluttered with clothes, mail, hangers, etc. since then. It has not been in the master bed room this entire time looking messy.

I did not find, in that mess, a toy of Ilse's.

She had not barfed on it.

I had not forgotten to clean it.

I did not then lose it.

It was not moldy.

Nope. Not me.

Not Me Sunday

I was not so tired the other day that I dropped a toothpaste cap into the open drain in my bathroom sink. I did not then live with a severely clogged sink for weeks. I did not bathe my baby in that same sink when it wouldn't drain very well. I did not then remember the perfectly clean plunger we had purchased but meant to return to Lowe's that was sitting in the garage. I did not ask my husband to plunge the sink, at which point he did not forget, wait several days, finally rememer, and pull all sorts of nasty stuff out of our drain. At least the sink drains now, though.

Also, I was not so out of it in the middle of the night last night that when Ilse started crying, I turned the lamp on and looked for a way to 'turn her off'. When I couldn't find it, I did not assume, in my sleeplessness induced state of insanity, that the base to the baby monitor was missing. I did not search for it on the floor. I did not wake Tim up, tell him the base was missing, and have him search for it because we 'need it!' I also did not then get all the way to Ilse's room and be in the middle of changing her diaper before I realized how confused I'd been. Tim, thankfully, had more sense. He only looked for a few seconds untill he realized that I was, in essense, absolutely crazy.

I did not decide to write this post on Sunday because I knew I'd forget by Monday, which is when Not Me posts are supposed to be written.

Nope. Not me.

Not Me Monday

I do not have a science experiment on the stove. My boys do not keep going over to it and telling me how much it stinks.

I have not delayed taking it out because the trash is full, because, of course, my husband always takes out the trash immediately when necessary.

Also, I did not give my boys a cookie snack yesterday right around dinner time. I did not then completely forget about their dinner, put them in bed, remember, and decide not to get them up. And I most certainly don't have boys who didn't remind me, either. Humph.

Not Me Thursday

I did not just discover that I hadn't reconciled my checking account in TWO YEARS.  Therefore, I did not just spend an hour doing it. 

Nope.  Not me.

Not Me Monday (a day late)

I did not wake up briefly at 8 this morning and hope my husband wouldn't be able to find a sub job for today.  I did not go back to sleep until 10:30am.  I did not then get up, eat Cheerios, do a very few token things, and go back to bed at 1:30pm.  Then, I absolutely most certainly did not sleep until 5pm.

And, without a doubt, I do not plan to go back to bed as soon as possible.

Nope.  Not me.