Not Me Monday (a day late)

I did not wake up briefly at 8 this morning and hope my husband wouldn't be able to find a sub job for today.  I did not go back to sleep until 10:30am.  I did not then get up, eat Cheerios, do a very few token things, and go back to bed at 1:30pm.  Then, I absolutely most certainly did not sleep until 5pm.

And, without a doubt, I do not plan to go back to bed as soon as possible.

Nope.  Not me.